Y'all Having Cheap Sex ??!! Tragic
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It was supposed to be a work and chill day, yes we have those 😂
But one thing led to another and we were on her bed naked and Tonight was
playing. Since it was a work and chill day I hadn’t carried any condoms.
But that song and my stripper like grinding among other things 😉
had hit just the right chords
We wanted each other. Badly.
But when we started what we have it was clear that we weren’t trying to
get pregnant so she got up 😂 put on a pair of shorts and was like
“there’s a pharmacy nearby”
“get up let’s go”
I found it comical as hell.
But hey, we both horny, we both tryna fuck.
To the chemist, we went😂
You’re probably wondering about two things:
- What I mean by “cheap sex”
- Why you’re feeling attacked by the statement
Time for the backstory, as usual.
I first had sex after highschool. I was 17, I think, or I had just turned 18
I can’t recall. All through highschool, I had heard tales of how
sex was like and watched an ungodly amount of mainstream porn.
To some level, I was probably low key addicted to porn, a story for another
day.
I knew the girl from an estate group and somehow we had got around to flirting
and planning a day we’d meet. That first experience was the gateway drug into
a world of active sexual activity for the next 4 years.
Since then the number of sexual partners I’ve had has grown to a double-digit number.
The exact number I’ll leave you and your imagination speculating about.
I point this out for statistical reasons.
Half of these partners were one-time sexual partners and the other half were regulars
for periods ranging from 3-12 months. 100% of the one-time sexual partners I had
unprotected sex with. 60% of the regulars I had unprotected sex with at least once.
Now here’s the kicker, out of all these I only talked about getting tested for HIV and
other STDs with 1. I haven’t contracted HIV or an STD. To say that I’ve been lucky
would be the understatement of the century. My luck rivals that of a lottery
winner. Odds of 1 to 1,000,000.
I’m here to tell you that you probably won’t be as lucky as I was.
So here’s what I mean by cheap sex and why you should shun cheap sex moving
forward.
My idea of protected sex was having just a pack of condoms. I think back to
that and I’m like. That’s Cute. I was clueless and ignorant about it.
If you’re having half-decent sex you’re probably giving and receiving head.
If you’re NOT!!?? PAUSE here. Go end that crap! It’s not worth your time😂
I’ll wait. Go text them these exact words:
“Sex without head is sex I’m better off without. Boy/Girl bye”
Good riddance to bad rubbish. Moving on…
Aight, now let’s get you educated on STDs. It’s your health, you best
read this article all the way to the end.
If you read it, you’re probably thinking about sex a little different.
I like that. Now let’s push you over the line into the action phase.
A few facts:
- Cervical cancer is sexually transmitted (HPV). Women, you’re most
affected. Good news? There’s a vaccine. Look it up! - Remember the head we mentioned. Yeah, that feel good sex magic. It’ll
give you a nasty STD if you’re not careful. You need protection for
oral sex too!! - Out of all STDs only 4 are curable. Meaning you live with your
nasty little delight for life. I bet you didn’t think about that!
I like to say, cheap is expensive. I haven’t met a single person who has
managed to convince me otherwise. And this cuts across A LOT of things.
But today we stick to cheap sex.
Now, you’re probably itching for me to get to the way out.
Itch no more.
The alternative. Expensive and selective sex.
Allow me to explain.
Before Platinum and I got intimate. I gave her conditions.
To gain access to me and all my good loving (exit humility😂)
A few things needed to be done. “Not so sexy things” I called them.
We both needed to get tested. Those tests will set you back $100 - $200
We needed to discuss birth control. I’d like to be a present and good father
I’m not ready for that yet, as a result, I’d like to take no chances with
pregnancy.
Which brings me to the question of the day. Do you know your birth control
options?
Watch this. Humor me😂
Yeah, I was also clueless. But as I said, MakesMeFeelDumb is here to help
you know what I wish I did. So here’s a starter guide.
That site also has a bunch of other goodies 😉. Thank me later.
If I we’re you I’d take this as a wake-up call. Abstain and masturbate
till you can afford quality sex.
“Sex si a must”
I should make T-shirts with that print and sell them 🤔
Would you buy one? @adrianmurage.
But hey, now you know.
Sex ed 101 by yours truly.
Now go spread the word!